December 2011
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The feeling that you've upset someone when they...
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Last night the guy I like came over.
ihatemybodyy:
He kept teasing me on how fat I was and how I look like fat people on tv. He doesn’t know that I starve myself everyday to be perfect and beautiful like all the girls he has dated and fucked.
Honey, I just want to say that if a guy comes over and starts teasing you about being fat, then he is an asshole who does not deserve your time and attention! If I were you, the next time I...
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I just made a slight connection between myself and...
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I feel like a terrible person.
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When the person you like starts being distant with...
Reblog if you're unattractive and awkward.
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Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
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Bluh...
139 today… Fuck.
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I'm the most happy when my stomach growls. =)
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Yeah, that just happened...
(Trent and I talking about the Epic Meal Time dude)
Me: They did an episode with Smosh...
Trent: Really?
Me: Yeah. And then he did a Lunch Time with Smosh episode with them...
Trent: Huh...
Me: Yeah. He seems like a real asshole.
Trent: Well, he's from Canada, so...
Me: Yeah, but aren't people from Canadia supposed to be nice?
Trent: ...
Me: ... I seriously just said "Canadia" didn't I?
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Hey, guys. Read, please?
So, I woke up this morning (afternoon, really) to find that I had multiple missed calls from my aunt. I thought that her kids were just trying to get ahold of me to tell me Merry Christmas, because I like to pretend that they love me. :P
That was not the case. My grandfather is in the hospital… He’s had a stroke and has bleeding on his brain.. We don’t know anything else. And...
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meowwy christpaws and happy meow yarn
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Anonymous asked: i am in LOVE with your blog D: my mom bought a new car and got 10 best buy gift cards.. so u can have one.. just put in your email at best9buy(dót)com and then after put in the code 'gotoyota' MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
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I can't get you off of my mind. I think I might...
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iamdrinkinghorchata:
kimi-boku:
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Disgusting failure.
I’ve taken two days off from my workout- Saturday was because I was bloated from binging and didn’t feel well. Sunday was because I was out and about all day, being forced to eat.
I weighed myself today…
138.4
My heart dropped… I hate my life.
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Saddest part about this binge?
Yesterday morning, I could see my hipbones.
I started my binge at 6 o’clock that night… It lasted until about an hour ago…
My pretty little hipbones have vanished…
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